Father's Day Jokes, One liner short Quotes for Kids, Adults
Westy: Beats me.
Pee Wee: A POPsicle!
Pee Wee: It’s a chirp off the old block.
Son: It isn’t much fun.
Dad: That’s too bad. It was the best three years of my life!
Son: Then it’s a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping!
Dave: Really? I bet they don’t fit.
Son: Oh yeah? Just you wait!
Jan: Was he mad?
Dan: Yup. He was foaming at the mouth!
Theo: I love it!
Theo: Whenever I don’t play it, my dad gives me 10 bucks!
Tiger Cub: But, Dad, I’m just trying to get my gum back!
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Jon: One’s a pop fly. The other’s a fly pop.
Voice: This is my father.
Johnny: I don’t have it.
Johnny’s father: Why not?
Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
Science student: When my father sees my report card!
Jon: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.
Joe: Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Jon: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.
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